Sinncities69

Basics

  • Location:
  • I am looking for:
    Woman
  • Zip Code:
    V1T
  • Age:
    48
  • Height:
    5 ft. 11 in.
  • Body:
    Average
  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Education:
    High School
  • Job:
    Hospitality Tourism
  • Has Kids:
    Yes, living elsewhere

ABOUT

Someone told me that online dating sites are littered with strange people, so I figured I should first filter out the weirdos by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully:

1) Have you ever been a fan of Justin Bieber?
2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Trailer Park boys?

If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test! If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself... I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed... (well, only if my mom isn't at home LOL.)

During the day, I can be found sitting in an office, feverishly tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of (90210 90's version) while sipping on a glass of Chardonnay. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the locale pub champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of pop tarts in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!)

You should message me if you are laid back, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over 3o years of experience as a Woman. ie Age) And one hell of a scene of humor LOL.
I'm the type of person who will do things on a whim, and I'm looking for a partner with the same mentality.

I make an effort to eat good foods as much as possible, but I've been known to indulge in a Big Mac on occasion. (I must admit, there's no better cure for a hangover than two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!)

What I am looking for

Lets Break it down shall we:
You:

1. Intelligent, sweet, down-to-earth and adventurous. Bonus points if you're a little bit quirky.

2. An ambitious go-getter. I'm attracted to people who set goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. Even if your life's dream is to become the world's greatest thumb-wrestler, I totally dig it.

3. A smoker... or at least trying to quit. As open-minded as I am.

4. Pet-friendly. My cat Sassy loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along. :(

Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made green salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message.